USC Swimming Section

[Mike Buttress]

You are invited to join us at the Leys School. We meet most Tuesday
evenings from 19.15 - 20.15. Free Parking. The pool is sectioned off for
lane swimming. There are three lanes which cover fast, general or children
swimming.

Please come along and try our offer of a *FREE TRIAL SWIM* to check out the
facilities, etc.

Subscriptions/charges:

Adult (Annual)* = 65.00 GBP**
Adult (Six Monthly)* = 32.50 GBP**

Guests:

Adult = 4.00 GBP per swim
Child = 2.00 GBP per swim

For further information please contact one of the following Committee
Members:-

Mike Buttress on 01223 332237 or e-mail ***@cam.ac.uk , or Keith Matthews
on 01223 337404 or e-mail ***@phy.cam.ac.uk , or Pam Gill on 01954 211108.


* Own children, up to age of 16 swim free of charge.

** Note: Subscriptions are open to non-University people. However, an
additional 4.00 GBP fee would be payable to become an Associate Member of
the University Social Club to cover necessary insurance requirements.

[Andy]

whare is this scool located:)
--
AL'S COMPUTERS

Post by Mike Buttress
You are invited to join us at the Leys School. We meet most Tuesday
evenings from 19.15 - 20.15. Free Parking. The pool is sectioned off for
lane swimming. There are three lanes which cover fast, general or
children swimming.
Please come along and try our offer of a *FREE TRIAL SWIM* to check out
the facilities, etc.
Adult (Annual)* = 65.00 GBP**
Adult (Six Monthly)* = 32.50 GBP**
Adult = 4.00 GBP per swim
Child = 2.00 GBP per swim
For further information please contact one of the following Committee
Members:-
01954 211108.
* Own children, up to age of 16 swim free of charge.
** Note: Subscriptions are open to non-University people. However, an
additional 4.00 GBP fee would be payable to become an Associate Member of
the University Social Club to cover necessary insurance requirements.

[Paul Rudin]

Post by Andy
whare is this scool located:)

Is google broken today?

[Duncan Wood]

Post by Paul Rudin

Post by Andy
whare is this scool located:)

Is google broken today?

Did they have google in Molesworths day?

[Linda Fox]

Post by Duncan Wood

Post by Paul Rudin

Post by Andy
whare is this scool located:)

Is google broken today?

Did they have google in Molesworths day?

He would have spelt it goolge. Or something equally peotic.

Lidna ff

[Mike Buttress]

Scool location is Fen Causeway.

_________________

Post by Mike Buttress
You are invited to join us at the Leys School. We meet most Tuesday
evenings from 19.15 - 20.15. Free Parking. The pool is sectioned off for
lane swimming. There are three lanes which cover fast, general or
children swimming.
Please come along and try our offer of a *FREE TRIAL SWIM* to check out
the facilities, etc.
Adult (Annual)* = 65.00 GBP**
Adult (Six Monthly)* = 32.50 GBP**
Adult = 4.00 GBP per swim
Child = 2.00 GBP per swim
For further information please contact one of the following Committee
Members:-
01954 211108.
* Own children, up to age of 16 swim free of charge.
** Note: Subscriptions are open to non-University people. However, an
additional 4.00 GBP fee would be payable to become an Associate Member of
the University Social Club to cover necessary insurance requirements.

[Andy]

thank you at least one person can reply like an adult .
unlike the other childish adults did.

Post by Mike Buttress
Scool location is Fen Causeway.
_________________

Post by Mike Buttress
You are invited to join us at the Leys School. We meet most Tuesday
evenings from 19.15 - 20.15. Free Parking. The pool is sectioned off
for lane swimming. There are three lanes which cover fast, general or
children swimming.
Please come along and try our offer of a *FREE TRIAL SWIM* to check out
the facilities, etc.
Adult (Annual)* = 65.00 GBP**
Adult (Six Monthly)* = 32.50 GBP**
Adult = 4.00 GBP per swim
Child = 2.00 GBP per swim
For further information please contact one of the following Committee
Members:-
01954 211108.
* Own children, up to age of 16 swim free of charge.
** Note: Subscriptions are open to non-University people. However, an
additional 4.00 GBP fee would be payable to become an Associate Member of
the University Social Club to cover necessary insurance requirements.

[Paul Bird]

Post by Andy
thank you at least one person can reply like an adult .
unlike the other childish adults did.

<snip>

This just isn't the plaice to make spelling errers like that. Wun
perhaps but too?

By a dictionary.

PB

[Andy]

keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Post by Paul Bird

Post by Andy
thank you at least one person can reply like an adult .
unlike the other childish adults did.

<snip>
This just isn't the plaice to make spelling errers like that. Wun perhaps
but too?
By a dictionary.
PB

[Jon Green]

Post by Andy
keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Does your Mummy know you're using her computer?

Jon

[Andy]

do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Does your Mummy know you're using her computer?
Jon
--
SPAM BLOCK IN USE! To reply in email, replace 'deadspam'
with 'green-lines'.

[Paul Bird]

<deliberate top post>

Oh this just gets better and better. If I didn't feel so sorry for you
I'd be annoyed, as it is I just hope you have conscientous carers and
comfortable sheltered housing.

PB

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Does your Mummy know you're using her computer?
Jon
--
SPAM BLOCK IN USE! To reply in email, replace 'deadspam'
with 'green-lines'.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Well it might, but so what? its only traceroute with a few extra bits
thrown in.

I don't need it to tell me that you are posting if not from, at least
via Level3 communications in Colorado.

Which begs the question of what you are doing on a UK newsgroup, anyway.

Post by Andy

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Does your Mummy know you're using her computer?
Jon
--
SPAM BLOCK IN USE! To reply in email, replace 'deadspam'
with 'green-lines'.

[jon crawford]

Post by The Natural Philosopher
Which begs the question of what you are doing on a UK newsgroup, anyway.

Trolling; obviously.

[Andy]

shows how bad you're access info is iam no wares near Colorado
try the east cost new Hampshire to be exact

Post by The Natural Philosopher

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down
to youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP
and police dept.

Well it might, but so what? its only traceroute with a few extra bits
thrown in.
I don't need it to tell me that you are posting if not from, at least via
Level3 communications in Colorado.
Which begs the question of what you are doing on a UK newsgroup, anyway.

Post by Andy

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
keep it up and i,ll have youre isp bann you from accessing this group and i
have the power to do so.

Does your Mummy know you're using her computer?
Jon
--
SPAM BLOCK IN USE! To reply in email, replace 'deadspam'
with 'green-lines'.

[Jon Green]

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Along with many of the other alpha techies in this newsgroup, yes I do.
Which means I know exactly how ludicrous your claims are.

Tell you what, next time I do a Usenet posting from the train, you tell
me which station I'm nearest.

Jon

[n***@cam.ac.uk]

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Along with many of the other alpha techies in this newsgroup, yes I do.
Which means I know exactly how ludicrous your claims are.

He could tell where I am posting from to the nearest dozen yards
or so - but that's too easy :-)


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

[John Burnham]

Post by n***@cam.ac.uk

Post by Jon Green

Post by Andy
do you know what a program called neotrace is i can trace you right down to
youre actual street address and will gladly report you to youre ISP and
police dept.

Along with many of the other alpha techies in this newsgroup, yes I do.
Which means I know exactly how ludicrous your claims are.

He could tell where I am posting from to the nearest dozen yards
or so - but that's too easy :-)

Yeah, but what would be the response if he reported you for abuse ? I know
from my time working at an ISP sitting opposite the abuse dept that
complaints that amount to not much more than "Wahhhh ! They're being mean
to me !" go in the "green ink" bin.

On the other hand, it's certainly livened up ucam.misc. I haven't seen
traffic like this on there for..... Well, I'm not sure I have seen traffic
like this on ucam.misc.
J

[Paul Oldham]

You are invited to join us at the Leys School. [...]

Folks, a gentle reminder that cam.announce is meant to be an announce
only group, not for questions and discussion and I rather suspect that
ucam.misc.announce is the same. Unfortunately on this occasion Mike
forgot to set a Followup-To header but can you please restrict any
further hilarity to cam.misc (or ucam.misc).

See http://cam.misc.org.uk/whichgroup for more on this and general
advice of setting Followup-To headers for a variety of news clients.

Thank you.